Thursday, June 16, 2005

HEADLINE: "CRAB LOUIE STRIKES AGAIN!"

WARNING: "NO CRAB IS SAFE BETWEEN LATTITUDE 38 AND 56 DEGREES NORTH"
THIS ENEMEY OF THE:"Cancer magister" (commonly know as Dungeness Crab) WILL BE RELENTLESSLY STALKING ANYTHING WITH A CARAPACE (large shell of the back of a crab).
He deguises himself as a handsome Italian IBM retiree. BEWARE! HE IS FULLY ARMED WITH TRAP AND FLOAT. LAST SEEN IN PENDER HARBOR, BRITISH COLUMBIA.

REWARD OF A DOZEN FULLY CLEANED AND COOKED CRABS FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF THIS FUGITIVE.

http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/zone/underwater_sous-marin/crab-crabe/crab-crabe_e.htm

For further information regarding who is at risk check this website.

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